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Get roasted.
Drop your website. We tear it apart like a comedian with a grudge, score it on the 10 things that actually win customers, and hand you the fixes. If it’s genuinely good, we’ll say so. Through gritted teeth.
- Design
- Functionality
- Conversion
- Wow factor
- Clarity
- Legibility
- USP
- Unique mechanism
- Branding
- Memorability
Opening your site in a real browser…
0/100
The set
Verdict
Scorecard
Credit where it’s due
The 10 fixes that matter most
The full teardown
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